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The Basement (don't look in here)

This is a Transformers-blog where I post all my unprofessional fanart. My humour is kinda mean-spirited sometimes and I'm also a shipper.
My drawings are usually SFW.

Please tell me if I should tag something!

For all my non-Transformers work, please visit kleinkonan.tumblr.com
Sep 22 '14

While Tailgate is far from being innocent, he’s not that good at being a criminal. Or especially bad.

I don’t even know if this makes sense.

Sep 21 '14

Anonymous asked:

hey, this is really sudden but you're the reason i ship bumbleblitz and i just wanted to say that you're really cool and i love your art style and thank you for being you

Aww, what a sweet message, thank you so much for taking your time to send me this, it made me very happy! I’m excited I made you ship this silly pairing! :3

Sep 21 '14

Anonymous asked:

That is such a great comic with KO and BD, probably because I can relate to the long fingernail thing in real life.

Thank you! I think anyone with long fingernails had this moment where you wanna do something and you look at your claws and you go “no, I….I can’t. Not like this.”

Sep 21 '14

Anonymous asked:

*cough*Trailbreaker?*cough*

Well, we’re still going with the “was pregnant before he joined the Lost Light”, and he didn’t really start to interact with Trailcutter before that, so that’s rather unlikely.

I am taking this Megs is pregnant on the Lost Light-continuity very seriously.

Maybe he’s just pregnant with defeat and when he finally gives birth to the baby it has Optimus’ handwriting all over its face and it reads “This baby will never be a Con because you lost, now enjoy your baby” and Megs shakes his fist, yelling “Priiiime, why did you put grafiti on my unborn baby how did you even do that”.

Sep 21 '14

Anonymous asked:

Who would be Meg's baby's daddy???? I can't stop thinking Optimus or Bumblebee.

I think a part of the Lost Light’s list of warnings was “Don’t ask about the dad.”

Sep 21 '14
Little scientist with a piece of neck cloth.

Little scientist with a piece of neck cloth.

Sep 20 '14

Anonymous asked:

If Megs has a sparkling on the lost light, he'd be very secretive about the dad, no matter how annoyed he's getting when Rodimus keeps pestering him to tell him.

Megs is sitting at his desk, trying to drink his coffee, and Rodimus is carrying the baby in his arms and keeps circling around the table asking him about the dad, and Megs just keeps saying it’s none of his business and Rodimus is like “come on who is it” and Megs goes “Rodimus, no” and Rodimus says “it’s Bumblebee, isn’t it?” and Megs replies “Please just leave” and Rodimus goes “Just say it’s Bumblebee, it’ll be funny” and Megs sighs and the Sparkling’s like “Yo Red Babe, stop that, you’re making him uncomfortable”.

Sep 20 '14
magnumformer:

(aahhh sorry, I’m not sure if it’s the 19th already where you live, it is here, but I probably won’t have internet tomorrow, so I’m sending you this now, I hope that’s okay!)
Happy Birthday! I don’t know if you remember (I hope you do, or else, this kinda comes out of nowhere and makes this very awkward), but quite some time ago, we had a short talk about Breakdown being nervous about Knock Out fingering him because of the claws, and I’ve been wanting to draw something with that for months now, so here is that something. I hope you like it!
And sorry I never talk to you, I’m shy and have nothing interesting to say. Nevertheless, I like your blog, I wish you a happy Birthday and many, many more robots for all the years to come. :3 (rolls away)
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last but deFINITELY not least by ANY means of the birthday submissions
oh my gosh yes yes i remember that conversation v clearly! it’s somewhere in my askbox!! oh my gosh that was such a great conversation, oh my goodnessgosh gosh youre so so sweet and i lOVE LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! gosh look at those dorky boyfriends theyre the v best and you did sO SO GOOD!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!! 

You’re very welcome, I’m happy you like it! X3 

magnumformer:

(aahhh sorry, I’m not sure if it’s the 19th already where you live, it is here, but I probably won’t have internet tomorrow, so I’m sending you this now, I hope that’s okay!)

Happy Birthday! I don’t know if you remember (I hope you do, or else, this kinda comes out of nowhere and makes this very awkward), but quite some time ago, we had a short talk about Breakdown being nervous about Knock Out fingering him because of the claws, and I’ve been wanting to draw something with that for months now, so here is that something. I hope you like it!

And sorry I never talk to you, I’m shy and have nothing interesting to say. Nevertheless, I like your blog, I wish you a happy Birthday and many, many more robots for all the years to come. :3 (rolls away)

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last but deFINITELY not least by ANY means of the birthday submissions

oh my gosh yes yes i remember that conversation v clearly! it’s somewhere in my askbox!! oh my gosh that was such a great conversation, oh my goodness

gosh gosh youre so so sweet and i lOVE LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! gosh look at those dorky boyfriends theyre the v best and you did sO SO GOOD!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!! 

You’re very welcome, I’m happy you like it! X3 

Sep 20 '14

blackmarkettrombones hat auf deine Bilderserie geantwortet “Oh dear, I’m not good at designing offsprings etc, but I’ll try. I’ve…”

Aaargh, precious cute patoot with tooth gap!

Thank you! And of course she was gonna have the tooth gap, it’s the cutest thing ever :)

Sep 20 '14

Anonymous asked:

oh gosh she's awesome! does she have a name yet? what would she call blitzwing and bumblebee? or like, does she just go "DAAAD!!" and leave the both of them guessing which 'dad' she was referring to? XD

Aw, thank you! X3 Nah, I haven’t thought of a name (though I’m tempted to mix in something German because, y’know, Blitzwing’s her parent and I just adore the German language).

She calls them both “dad” and lets them deal with it.

Sep 20 '14

Oh dear, I’m not good at designing offsprings etc, but I’ll try.

I’ve never really thought about this, but I think a tank girl would be pretty cool. I dunno, maybe she’s kind of a dick (since her parents are both assholes), with Bee’s unhealthly confidence and Blitzwing’s rage and condescending nature, who tends to get pissed kinda quickly, who is still very bashful when getting praise. A bit loud, wants to be the center of attention, but rarely is, and when she does get attention, she doesn’t know what to do with it. She’s also convinced that she’s way cooler than Bee and instead of just playing along, Bee takes it very seriously and they try to outmatch each other, even though they’re both average.

I had her with a red paintjob first and I did like that better, but she looked a lot like Cliffjumper then (because of the horns). So there ya go, Lovely Anon!

And I don’t know what faction she’d belong to. I am guessing Autobots, but I honestly don’t know. Maybe she wants to be something special and wants to be her own team, but she’s so bad at everything that she keeps coming back?

Sep 20 '14

darkartistic asked:

26. ~ uwu

xiki-muffin:

26. Who is the most hot transformer?

oh no how could you do this to me that’s not fair

that’s a really loaded question omg. Lotsa bots are different levels of hot for different reasons asfd

like… clearly TFP Knockout is the sexiest one ever. And Wheeljack has a sweet design and that ATTITUDE yo. and don’t get me started on Optimus’ hips, dude. But also… for my tastes… TFP Ratchet is just so aesthetically pleasing from every angle like DAMN his design is just… yyyih. like, KO and WJ is the type of hot I can acknowledge and compliment and be like ‘yeah man’ but Ratchet has the kinda hotness where I will fumble and trip and choke on my own air because DAMN.(literally every bot in TFP is attractive ok this question isn’t fair, I ain’t even gonna get into Soundwave cuz holy shit)

But that’s just TFP… if I get to choose ‘who is hottest for each different series’ then
I guess in MTMTE I’d choose… probably… Drift… u//w//u;a But also Ratchet’s still pretty good lookin. And Rodimus. oh damn this question is impossible.

and.. I dunno if it counts, cuz it’s fanart - Rung in the comics isn’t neccessarily hot, most of the time… but whenever herzspalter draws Rung I flip the fuck out cuz GODDAMN

I had to do this, I’m sorry. Rung is a major hot nerd, what can I do?

I’m so excited you like the Rungs I draw! ;3; Thank you!!

Sep 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

Would the pregnancy and birth consist of a sparkling or an egg? Or would it be a situation where the mommy grows the spark alongside his own until they can implant it in a frame?

I think I like the last one, where you put the spark into a protoform, the most, since this is TFA and this seems the most in-universe in this case.

It would also be kinda cool, because the protoform would change its shape by itself. How fascinating would that be to watch? Add spark to protoform - instant person!

And Blitzwing going “Oh no, it has horns.”

Sep 19 '14

How much more would they fear for the world if they knew that Bumblebee had offspring with BLITZWING??

I imagine it like Bee going “I’m pregnant” and the Autobots just putting their hands on their head going “what no” and Bee saying “I swear, I’m pregnant” and everyone starts stomping around chanting “no no what” and then he adds “with Blitzwing’s child” and the Autobots just run around cursing yelling “why would you do that what the hell” “how did this happen” “I’m so confused and I have a lot of questions” and Prowl’s like, I dunno, aggressivelly planting trees in the background or something.

Sep 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

What if Bumblebee got pregnant?

Ohh, you guys and your pregnant robots!

I think it would be the ultimate catastrophe. Like, if Blitzwing is pregnant, I think he could fool everyone around him, because really, he’s Blitzwing, nobody’s gonna ask him anything, he could keep his pregnancy a secret as long as possible.

But Bee? Here are the Bee stages of pregnancy:

Confusion - Panic - Blaming Blitzwing - Utterly failing at keeping it secret - bragging about it - everyone else fears for the world because Bumblebee has an offspring.