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The Basement (don't look in here)

This is a Transformers-blog where I post all my unprofessional fanart. My humour is kinda mean-spirited sometimes and I'm also a shipper.
My drawings are usually SFW.

Please tell me if I should tag something!

For all my non-Transformers work, please visit kleinkonan.tumblr.com
Aug 1 '14

Anonymous asked:

Could you give us a Bumblebee/Blitzwing drawing tutorial? Pleaseeeee?

Draw the horns and then attach the rest of the body to it. Yes, Blitzwing is included.

Uh, I don’t really know what kind of tutorial you mean. I could post a step-by-step pic or something if that’s what you mean? Or do you want me to stream something?

Jul 31 '14

Anonymous asked:

Do you know where I could read the comics online or somewhere for free? (I'm poor as shit I just lost my job a few month ago :/ sorry for asking honey!)

Hey man, sorry to hear that, I hope you find something new soon!

I’m afraid I don’t know where to read them for free. They’re rather cheap on comixology.com (or comixology.eu if you’re in Europe), that’s where I buy and read them before they come out as TPBs, but that’s it.

I think you understand that even if I knew a place, I wouldn’t post it here. This isn’t directed at you, I don’t think I need to explain this to you, I’d just like to remind everyone that they’re not a “mainstream” series and they can always use support. I understand that sometimes, one simply can’t spend any extra money, and I am sure that there are scans somewhere online, but I can’t be the one to post them here, I am very sorry. Comic artists and writers are my heroes and I’d feel like a villain :/

I’m very sorry, I hope you understand and I wish you the best.

Jul 31 '14

Anonymous asked:

*throws confetti on art senpai* /)w(\

What, are you trying to make me notice you?

(Ok no, thank you :D Can’t believe I’m someone’s art-senpai)

Jul 31 '14

abucketofprotons asked:

5$ for something you spend 2-3 hours on is WAY too underprized. 15$ for one character, and an additional 5$ per character beyond that, if the person wants several characters, perhaps? I have some experience with commissioning art from people, and I can assure you that the prizes I am mentioning are not at all unreasonable or overprized.

Answering this publically because I’ve been getting several of these messages: (it’s kinda long, so it’s behind the cut)

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Jul 31 '14

Anonymous asked:

How did the whole relationship thing start between Bumblebee and Blitzwing? Also what made you start to ship it? Your work is amazing by the way!!! <3

herzspalter:

Thank you very much!

How did the relationship start?: In my book, it just kinda happened.I think I said it before, but my first headcanon was that Bee snuck out of the base one night just to drive around for a bit when he encounters Blitzwing on a nearby hill. They start fighting at first, things get out of hand and it just - happens. Neither of them can explain why and the rest is basically them trying to murder each other at first because they’re confused by the whole situation, then slowly realising that they kinda care for the other, starting a “casual relationship” because neither can admit to the other nor to themselves how the actually feel etc. It’s very basic and nothing special, but it was my first headcanon and therefore, it’s a bit dear to me. My OTHER headcanon, the one I’ve spent way too much time on, is a bit similar, it’s just way longer and more complicated. Not better, just more complicated.


What made me ship it: I don’t know, man. I suddenly had this picture of them being lovey-dovey and carelessly bringing havoc over everyone else in my head and I had this sting in my heart and I just knew that I had reached shipping Nirvana, because that shit was cute in my opinion. Also, when I thought about it a little more, Bee dominating Blitzwing just did it for me, just makes sense, y’know?

I forgot that I had actually drawn a somewhat reaction to this once, so allow me to be lazy and re-use that picture:

Jul 31 '14

Anonymous asked:

You know, I could go for long explanations on how BumbleBlitz got its origins. Sounds fascinating to me.

It’s…not. I never expected anyone to like the pairing besides me so my headcanons are all things that I personally find to be fun. It’s pretty stupid and as I said, there isn’t really a “good reason” for me to like this ship, I just kinda…fell in love with it, real spontaneously. So, I think I’m not even able to fully explain the origins, it all just sorta happened and now it’s there.

Jul 31 '14

Anonymous asked:

How did the whole relationship thing start between Bumblebee and Blitzwing? Also what made you start to ship it? Your work is amazing by the way!!! <3

Thank you very much!

How did the relationship start?: In my book, it just kinda happened.I think I said it before, but my first headcanon was that Bee snuck out of the base one night just to drive around for a bit when he encounters Blitzwing on a nearby hill. They start fighting at first, things get out of hand and it just - happens. Neither of them can explain why and the rest is basically them trying to murder each other at first because they’re confused by the whole situation, then slowly realising that they kinda care for the other, starting a “casual relationship” because neither can admit to the other nor to themselves how the actually feel etc. It’s very basic and nothing special, but it was my first headcanon and therefore, it’s a bit dear to me. My OTHER headcanon, the one I’ve spent way too much time on, is a bit similar, it’s just way longer and more complicated. Not better, just more complicated.


What made me ship it: I don’t know, man. I suddenly had this picture of them being lovey-dovey and carelessly bringing havoc over everyone else in my head and I had this sting in my heart and I just knew that I had reached shipping Nirvana, because that shit was cute in my opinion. Also, when I thought about it a little more, Bee dominating Blitzwing just did it for me, just makes sense, y’know?

Jul 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

Sorry if this has been asked before, but how do you think Sari would react when she either found out about Bee dating Blitz/Bee manned up and told her?

She’d take the opportunity.

Jul 30 '14

I’LL BUY ONE FOR FIVE, WHEN CAN I TRY IF PAYPAL ALLOWS ME TO SEND MONEY? I WANT TO COMMISSION YOU. Hrrgghh d-do you have a list or something where I can sign up OTL?

Oh, uh, nowhere yet, I haven’t even decided yet if I’ll actually do it. Maybe 5 bucks is a better price tho, I do need 2-3 hours for a colored pic, I think that would be fair…?

I’ll update you guys on this matter, please tell me if you’d be interested. If there is enough interest, I guess I’ll open a few commission slots and see how things go. I’m sure it’ll at least be an adventurous experience for me :)

Jul 30 '14

Definitely, although that seems a bit cheap too. Hardly seems fair to the artist/writer.

Hmm, I’ve never asked for money for my drawings, I have no idea how much money would be appropriate for my things. They’re not professional and I’d hate myself if I asked for too much :/

I don’t even know if I’ll actually open some commission slots, it’s kinda tempting to earn a bit of extra money with something I love to do, but I’ve never done that before and I think my work isn’t nearly good enough to be paid for, so yeah.

Still, it’s tempting. Curse my greed!

Jul 30 '14

Would anyone be interested if I offered two or three commission for like three bucks each?

I just suddenly wondered, I just kinda want to know.

Jul 30 '14

uniformshark:

Auto Assembly Prints

(the upper two are from last year but I didn’t manage to do new ones)

Wanted to prepare for ordering but my arm hurts like crap so I go to bed if you want any specific (SFW) older art as print  not shown here please message me or just answer this post within 24 hrs! Thank you.

Most will be smaler prints but will also make some new large ones, very limited becuase I don’t have much potential customers anyway.

(Reblogs would be helpful to make sure all the peeps going to AA actually see this thing. Feel free to delete it in 2-3 days and thank you in advance!)

EDIT: Prices are
A3            6
£
A4            3
£
A5            2
£
Postcard 1
£

Generally it would be awesome if I knew who is interested at all (and in what) so I know how much to make/take with me?

Oh oh, could I get an A5 Rodimus, an A5 DragonStarscream and an A5 DragonCyclonus & Tailgate (the last one)?

Jul 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

I just read the thing about what would happen if Blitzwing was to be attacked by the autobots and now I'm curious. What if it was vice-versa and it was Bumblebee being attacked by the Decepticons? (Sorry if you have already answered a question like this and I've missed it)

I think I answered it already, but I can’t find it right now, so I’ll give a brief answer:

The Decepticons, with the exception of Shockwave, tend to fail in TFA, right? I’m sure Blitzwing could just burst in and “accidently” punch Bumblebee out of the line of fire. He’s a pretty explosive guy when he gets angry and I doubt that Megatron would suspect anything when Hothead seemingly loses control and screws up. He’d be pissed, but I don’t think he’d question it. Unless, of course, Blitzwing always does it the exact same way, but seeing how the guy is always all over the place, I doubt that would happen too soon.

Jul 30 '14
bonesyboop:

Hey hot stuff, how’s it hummin’?
Also known as who the hell let Bumblebee watch Happy Days.So I was gonna draw some Bumbleblitz for herz….hertz…hurtspaul…h…this person cause like, the day after I +stalkered +followed them they went on vacation and asked to see some Bumbleblitz art when they got back. Since I know the feels of shipping a pair that gets barely any love (and I actually enjoy Bumbleblitz) I thought I’d make some. Then I got distracted in ways that may or may not have involved several bandicoots and a lawnmower and that didn’t happen.Either way here is something, at least. I wanted to do an artcast so two birds with one stone here.Click the link below to see the artcast, about 9 hours of work elapsed. Only 360p cause I can’t figure out how to record in HD. Also I ship this now. So thanks.Ya fricker.

Yeah man, that&#8217;s awesome! I love smug Bee, so this is great! :D Thank you!

bonesyboop:

Hey hot stuff, how’s it hummin’?

Also known as who the hell let Bumblebee watch Happy Days.

So I was gonna draw some Bumbleblitz for herz….hertz…hurtspaul…h…this person cause like, the day after I +stalkered +followed them they went on vacation and asked to see some Bumbleblitz art when they got back. Since I know the feels of shipping a pair that gets barely any love (and I actually enjoy Bumbleblitz) I thought I’d make some. Then I got distracted in ways that may or may not have involved several bandicoots and a lawnmower and that didn’t happen.

Either way here is something, at least. I wanted to do an artcast so two birds with one stone here.

Click the link below to see the artcast, about 9 hours of work elapsed. Only 360p cause I can’t figure out how to record in HD. Also I ship this now. So thanks.

Ya fricker.

Yeah man, that’s awesome! I love smug Bee, so this is great! :D Thank you!

Jul 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

Do you converse your I ideas/art with James Roberts before making them or something?

Pff yeah sure, I always show him my sketches and he always says “I don’t know if that’ll work, maybe you should kill someone” and I say “Mr Roberts, no” and he says “what’s wrong with killing people” and I say “no Mr Roberts, it’s supposed to be funny” and he says “killing people is funny” and so on.