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The Basement (don't look in here)

This is a Transformers-blog where I post all my unprofessional fanart. My humour is kinda mean-spirited sometimes and I'm also a shipper.
My drawings are usually SFW.

Please tell me if I should tag something!

For all my non-Transformers work, please visit kleinkonan.tumblr.com
Sep 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

Remember that time where Rodimus was the center of attention? I guess it's a little sad that a psychiatrist unwittingly shoved him out of the spotlight. All because of you, herzspalter, all becaue of you. (Shakes head sadly with disappointment for both you and Roddybutt)

That wasn’t me, it’s not my fault Rung is the hottest nerd.

Sep 29 '14

I kinda wanna add Skids going “a hot nerd” and high fiving Rung.

I am always so excited when somebody likes the Rungs I draw, thank you!

Sep 28 '14
I was asked to post this as a single picture, so there you go, feel free to use this however you like :)

I was asked to post this as a single picture, so there you go, feel free to use this however you like :)

Sep 28 '14

starstripper:

shout out to my one and only bro Herzspalter 

Thanks to you I want to read/watch about transformers and even if I don’t realy know them I’m like ‘bots<3’. Your art is amazüng and I’m proud to know you (ANDexcited to collaborate with you on EVERYTHING and playing gamüs with you and watching movies/series).

I owe you so much you don’t even know.

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-pat pat-

Sorry I’m emotional right now.

Oh no you are such a Sweetie! ;3; Why is that gif so perfect for us (it only needs a confused poodle in the background and a pizza face-down on the bed and it’s 100% us) <3

You know that you mean the universe to me but I still think I don’t express my love for you enough. You’re perfect and I admire everything you do, we need to do more together and I am looking forward on doing collabs with you. I wouldn’t be on tumblr if it wasn’t for you, I owe you everything I’ve done here. My perfect puppy.

And never forget, if you ever decide to sit down and watch the genius that is G1 Transformers with me, I will be there. And I think that’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever said.

Sep 28 '14

Anonymous asked:

Question: Have you ever watched jem and the holograms? It's an 80s cartoon made also by hasbro that takes place in the same universe as transformers g1. It's the same wackiness but meets like 80s hannah montana.

I know what it is, but I haven’t watched it yet. Maybe I will one day, it looks very entertaining :)

Sep 28 '14

There’s always at least one person whenever I post a G1 joke who doesn’t believe me and thinks I’m making stuff up, or that I’m just taking things out of context to make it strange. To prove that I am not doing that, I decided to draw an entire episode. All of this actually happens, and I didn’t even include Starscream’s amazing skill to create threads out of crunched gold and Rumble’s horrible one-liners.

Sorry for the crappy drawings, I didn’t want to add shadows and lights because I’ve been spending way too much time on this anyway.

This is the G1 Season 2 episode “A Decepticon raider in King Arthur’s Court” and it’s one of the most glorious episodes of anything ever. Go watch it if you don’t believe me.

Sep 27 '14

Post all the OTP you need. I really like seeing this pairing, and your art as well.

Thank you so much for this comment. Drawing this thing did actually help me a lot to calm down, but I was starting to feel a bit worried after I posted it, so I am relieved to read this. :)

Sep 27 '14

starstripper hat auf deine Bilderserie geantwortet “Still feeling down, need some OTP. Sorry. Also, don’t worry, this is…”

My sweet summer child, this is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen today. <3

You’re my own personal Rodimus, you watch me do embarassing, stupid shit and just stand there yelling “do it more!" while sipping soda or something.

Sep 26 '14

Still feeling down, need some OTP. Sorry.

Also, don’t worry, this is the closest thing to porn I’ll ever post, and it won’t be a regular thing. I just needed some sketches.

Sep 26 '14

Just a small warning, I’m posting something slightly porny in a few hours and since I usually don’t do that, I decided to tell you guys ahead so you can blacklist it if you’re not interested, I’ll tag it with “robo porn”. It’s nothing explicit or even that “bad”, and it’s just a silly quick little thing, but I think I’m usually pretty tame and I don’t want to startle anyone.

Won’t happen often either, don’t worry, you know how I am.

Sep 25 '14
Where do you think you&#8217;re going?
Today was not a good day for me, so I wanted to draw something to cheer myself a bit up. More Reverse Shockwave for those who are interested :)

Where do you think you’re going?

Today was not a good day for me, so I wanted to draw something to cheer myself a bit up. More Reverse Shockwave for those who are interested :)

Sep 24 '14

Tailgate! *aggressively tries to disguise how badly he wants to save his babeh*

ddaroll made me do this.

You might need some context.

Sep 23 '14

Wanna tell him “i just saw megatron took Tailgate out”

His shuffling would get so intense that he’d clean the floor with his feet and he’d still try to look calm and his torso is all steady and calm but his legs are just freaking out and speedin’ him through the ship.

Sep 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

Megatron noticing Tailgate overcharged and asleep at the bar and not seeing Cyclonus, carries him back. Cue in Cyclonus coming back and finding Tailgate gone, how do you think he'd react?

I think he’d go looking for him, but he doesn’t want to show how concerned he is and how much he cares about finding him, so he tries to appear all cool and normal, but he’s also trying to hurry, so he just frantically shuffles through the hallway and turns his head in every direction like a chicken.

Sep 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

And a random spike. (How is typing with a dick going for you?)

Icy Spike, now that’s interesting. And probably uncomfortable. And contradictory. (It’s not really working that well, to be honest.)